Tristan Beischel

Welcome to the rolling graveyards of the American highway, where dreams of the open road go to die in a cloud of radiator steam. These … Read More

Welcome to the automotive hall of shame, where horsepower goes to die and wallets go to get biopsied. We’ve rounded up the worst SUVs to … Read More

Welcome to the thunderdome of American asphalt, where the turn signal is a myth and the brake pedal is merely a suggestion. We’ve rounded up … Read More

Lock your doors and hide your keys, because the neighborhood joyriders are working harder than a one-legged man in a kick-butt contest. We’ve crunched the … Read More

Welcome to the land of the 30% APR and the 96-month loan. These 19 rides are the official vehicles of ‘faking it until you break … Read More

Let’s be honest: some cars are just rolling red flags with heated seats. If you see one of these in your rearview mirror, prepare for … Read More

Buying a truck should be about hauling loads, not hauling your life savings to the local shop. We’ve rounded up the absolute worst pickups to … Read More

Buying a car shouldn’t feel like a long-term commitment to your local service advisor’s kids’ college fund. From exploding sunroofs to transmissions that shift like … Read More

Once symbols of success, some luxury cars now sell surprisingly cheap—and not by accident. Here’s my list of the 19 worst, based on common complaints, … Read More

These are the 19 money-pit machines that today’s mechanics (guys who see the same horrors every week) beg their own parents NOT to buy—no matter … Read More